Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their nine hundred and ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other!

Kindly join us inside the haunted McFiler's Chehalis Theater, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons — where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now. Get your tickets while you can… we’re dying to see you.

In addition to the spooky atmosphere, we're offering exclusive pre-order only menu items that you won't want to miss. Indulge in these hauntingly delicious creations:

• Ghostly Brie & Fig Puffs: Delicate puffed pastries filled with sweet fig jam and savory prosciutto, perfectly baked to a ghostly golden brown.

• Shrimp of the Damned: Succulent shrimp drizzled with aromatic black truffle oil, served with a hauntingly delicious sweet and spicy dipping sauce.

• Haunted Eyeball Skewers: Flame-broiled meatball skewers coated in a rich black BBQ sauce, delivering a bold flavor with every bite.

• Madame Leota’s Blackened Fingers with Ecto Ectoplasm: Crispy chicken fingers smothered in a dark BBQ sauce, paired with a vibrant and spicy green ecto sauce for a supernatural kick.

Each dish is available for $15 or enjoy all four for a special price of $55. These menu items are pre-order only, and sales end on October 16th, so make sure to secure your feast in advance! Make sure to let the ticket taker know that you have a pre-ordered item.